autisticqueermihashi:

piratecoves:

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it

HOLY SHIT OKAY

(via the-whovian-nightingale)

"'Why didn't you tell me?'
Numair sighed and smiled ruefully down at her. ‘I have no idea. I think I forgot.’"

Emperor Mage by Tamora Pierce

I had to take this down because… really? How could you forget?? And also because in my own life, this forgetting to tell people things has caused various sorts of annoying happenings. I’m sure most people have experienced some exasperating situations in which the answer to “why?” was “I forgot.”

Lesson: I shall work on becoming forgiving and magnanimous like Daine and be like, oh okay that makes sense. It’s probably less stressful if I could easily accept such things and move on.

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czarcastic-dog:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

narwhalqueens:

a movie about two asexual aromantic best friends who have a best friend marriage for tax benefits

that does not end with a scene of swelling music and passionate kiss where they realize they really do love each other after all

It ends with a fist bump or something. I’m on board. 

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liar-liar-blonde-hair-on-fire:

Basically what’s happening in ferguson.

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mugglebornheadcanon:

523. There is always at least one muggleborn who, when they find out what the topic of their next Care of Magical Creatures class is, freaks out and excitedly runs around the castle chanting DRAGONS DRAGONS DRAGONS.

(via night-ofdoom)

askinnyblackman:

acciopharaoh:

askinnyblackman:

first day of school more like “are there any hot people in my classes”

more like “are there any hot people who watch anime in my classes”

image

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dobeytheshark:

Wow Guardians of the Galaxy looks great

dobeytheshark:

Wow Guardians of the Galaxy looks great

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politicalsexkitten:

stunningpicture:

The camera angle they never show on TV

We the People.Fear the People.

politicalsexkitten:

stunningpicture:

The camera angle they never show on TV

We the People.
Fear the People.

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