Inspired by every student whose told they can’t be an artist because it doesn’t “make enough money”.
I've officially had a tumblr for 1 year now, and am no better with computers than I was before . I'm just here to share what I love ^_^
Don’t tell these people that Cleopatra was actually white.
cleopatra was greek. egyptian statues are missing their noses because they were cut off by muslims in the 14th century to deface what was, in their mind, egypt’s heretical past. pharaohs used to also mutilate statues of former rulers. and to make the assumption that all africans are black is fucking ridiculous like do you realize that diversity does exist in africa and also who is calling africa a “country”???
I love how the last person on that picture is like “i was taught that the noses fell off” but then agreed with tumblr users, cause tumblr users are always correct, right? No, but seriously, Cleopatra was nearly pure Macedonian Greek. Her ancestor that started her lineage in Egypt wanted his family to only marry other Macedonians and the only people that aren’t accounted for in her family are her grandmother and mother, but there’s evidence pointing towards either Macedonian or mixed heritage for them.
And if people are gonna think that broken noses means that white people were trying to get rid of Egyptians, then the broken testicles on most Greek/Roman statues or the broken arms on them obviously means that people were trying to make sure people didn’t think Greeks/Romans had sex or arms.
Like the Sphinx was attributed to a Muslim by another Muslim as it was pagan and went against their beliefs way before Napoleon ever supposedly did target practice on it. No, but seriously, Cleopatra was white and hint hint the noses were mostly broken off by Muslims but also what is going to be the first part of the face to hit the ground and slow momentum? The nose.
And which Cleopatra are you even talking about, gonna assume they’re talking about the most famous Cleopatra but there are like over six Cleopatra’s in that same lineage so really be specific.
Ughhhh. Tumblr stupidity disgusts me. A quick google search and you could find out her entire lineage from historians of all races and from all different countries who agree on the same thing. She was at least 75% Macedonian.
I wish my blog was full of super sophisticated things…and instead….
was this the stunt where every body part was padded, except his elbow, and he landed on his “elbow, like a tit”?
It’s the greatest night of that pizza delivery mans life
Just in case people don’t know - that’s Andy. Ellen always dresses him up in ridiculous costumes and gets him to do ridiculous things on her show all the time. Although Andy was probably still super excited.
ACTUALLY THAT’S NOT ANDY, I read an article about the planning for the oscars. And it included how ellen warned a few stars about how she’d go into the audience and talk to them (though they had no clue what would happen exactly). And It also mentioned that she talked to the people in charge of the oscars and she told them that she wanted to have pizza delivered and they wanted to put a security guard in the uniform but she refused saying it had to be a actually delivery guy. And they told her he’d have to go through a background check and she said “Fine, but he can’t have a clue what’s going on, I want him to have no idea that he’s delivering to the academy awards.”
That’s an actually pizza delivery boy